Floor Mirror Swivel
by admin on February 22nd, 2007
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Funniest Blonde Joke Known To Man?
I am a blonde.. and they r funny... plz don't be offended. 
Here's one: A blonde walked into a barber shop, with a large pair of headphones on her ears. She went in and sat on the bench, waiting for her turn, ignoring the wide stares that she was getting. When it was finally her turn, she went up to the barber and said to him, "No matter what, don't take off my headphones, okay?" So the barber agreed, and began to cut her hair. At the end, the blonde swiveled the chair back and forth, admiring her hair in the mirror. The rocking motion knocked off her headphones, and she passed out onto the floor a minute later. Out of curiousity, the barber put on the headphones and listened to what it said:
'Breathe in"
"Breathe out"
"Breathe in"
"Breathe out"
FUNNY? MAYBE? I dunno?
I've heard many, but here's one that pops up into my head:
Not So Dumb Blonde
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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